Specs Appeal brings you Desert Rose — Being of Mexican-Greek culture, Desert Rose grew up in a mixed ethnic community where July 4th fireworks generally occurred every night when some prankster would invariably mix the Ouzo with the Tequila. The Greeks, in a show of strength, would then commandeer the Chevys and all hell would break loose. It was like West Side Story playing a theatrical run in Troy. Understandably, Desert Rose's needs as a child were ill attended to because of these constant cultural tiffs. As a result, she grew up near-sighted, unawares that she was blind as a Mexican bat. Because of this handicap, the village boys took advantage of the squinting honey and urged her to play with their dicks - Rose of the belief she was breaking a package of franks for the Saturday night barbecue. With the purchase of remedial eyewear, it soon became apparent that Rose was being played for cheap handjobs. Next time around, Rose put a live scorpion down her pants and invited one of the boys to play stink finger. True story.