Specs Appeal brings you Monica Mayhem — Porn chicks with physical and mental defects are God's way of telling a man he's got too much money. When the ultra hot Monica Mayhem hinted that she might need eye glasses, a fan who just happened to dabble in optometry for a hobby, got wind of it and volunteered to buy Monica a corrective lens manufacturing franchise. You might have read about it. Of course there were the usual strings attached because we are talking about porn chicks whose idea of barter is the exchange of functioning body parts for favors rendered. You can take this concept any of a number of ways, but all the said fan requested was a personal fashion show with Monica dolling up like a sexy corporate CEO. Frankly, had we been in a similar situation, the subject of nude Lasik surgery might have been thrown into the deal. But that's us.