Ultra Cuckolds brings you Andy San Dimas — Girls in porn have weird stories to tell and it's no different with Andy San Dimas. On her way to a Swedish Summer solstice festival one time in rural Georgia, Andy was surrounded by some redneck Abba impersonators and forced to submit to unspeakable acts. Besides being made to watch Pierce Brosnan attempt to sing in Mama Mia, Andy was forced into a pair of white thigh highs and urged to spread her ass and make noises with her stretched labia. We were especially appalled at the thigh highs portion of the story, and Andy agrees that it's a chilling moment in her life which she'll never forget.