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Ultra Cuckolds brings you Darcy Tyler — Since her last photo set was published a week ago, we've been going to church praying for the soul of Darcy Tyler. Which is probably like praying for a winning lottery ticket, so the results may vary according to state-of-mind and religious affiliation. Why have we found spirituality, you may ask? The answer is quite simple. Look at that angelic face. That innocence. That ass beckoning for your finger. Darcy Tyler, simply, is way too pretty to be sullied by the taint of cuckoldry and the quasi-homos that practice it. Darcy needs to see the light because studies have shown [depending which study you're quoting] that the pulmonary system of cuckolds is subject to necrosis, clots, oxygen starvation, occluded blood vessels, cardiac fluttering, infarction and fibrillation. Again, results may vary. So with a best case scenario in play, Darcy's going to be the one filling the body bags, and this chick is way to pretty to be occupying her spare time with that nonsense. Truth is, we want Darcy all for ourselves, and so we don't mind exaggerating a little about the competition.
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