5-Guy Cream Pie brings you Lyla Lei — As an underprivileged child growing up in Peru, Lyla Lei would amuse herself by playing in old Incan graveyards. Lyla's one fervent wish was to have normal size feet, but Nature played her a dirty hand by giving her a size 4.5 and obvious limitations where she could shop for sandals. Which hardly mattered to Lyla whose next passion was group participation games. Draw and Quarter the Conquistador was a village crowd pleaser generally played with mind altering drugs, sharp objects and a bad attitude towards subjugation. As Lyla got older and realized men could be her friends and not the enemy, the games became more flirtatious and sexual in nature. One afternoon she caught escapees from a Federale prison squat pissing in an alleyway and she fell in love. Lyla's tormented young body screamed for a ribald encounter and she was accommodated. Even now when she aches for sex, her first thought is a chain gang.