5-Guy Cream Pie brings you Victoria Sweet — Like a five car pile up on a freeway-to-love which is slick with sheets of man oil, Victoria Sweet's a traffic hazard. The first clue is the eyes. Stare into them instead of the road, and you'll be veering into a ditch. From there the benzene fragrance of unleaded gas will overtake you and you'll be inclined to drop your drawers and whip out your pud. Of course, four other guys will have the same idea, and you'll be left vying for a place on Victoria's dance card. That's how five man creampies usually begin, contrary to normal assumption. Victoria should know. She's been there more times than a fat man at the all-you-can eat buffet. Victoria likes the smell of ripe balls, even more the smell of exploding ones. She likes when men lay their eggs between her thighs. One day she'll hatch a nest of them and five guys will be slapped with paternity suits. That's what they get for taking their eyes off the road.