Kick Ass Pictures brings you Mary Carey, Tanya James — Believe it or not, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend jacking off as a means of relieving the condition known as nocturnal urinary incontinence. Those same doctors recommend whacking off to the likes of Mary Carey and Tanya James, and those same doctors just happened to have had their licenses temporarily suspended by the AMA. Coincidence? Who the fuck knows. But we do know that slamming it now and then is good for you as long as you're not conjuring up images of scantily clad female relatives while doing so. We trust then, with full confidence, that neither Mary nor Tanya can be mistaken for your aunt Marlene or cousin Hildegarde. But if your kin do it for you in ways that porn chicks can't, that's something we have no control over.