Inseminated by Two Black Men brings you Kayla Marie — What you might not be aware of, is, that in certain refined cities of the Bayou, it's basically a graduation requirement for young white women to be sexually propagated by two garcons noir. Which, if you're of the educated masses, you'd know is the polite French way of referring to black men of that region. Receive your diploma, receive your insemination. Afterwards, the party's in the Cotillion- Mint Julep for everyone. What a quaint antebellum custom. What marvelous tradition. That's where it all began for Kayla Marie, and to this day she celebrates the anniversary of her commencement by seeking out the Lord High Mayor of Darktown and one of his homies for some afternoon get down. Pardon us for the slang, but we're not as educated as the genteel folk down there. Even now we're looking for the French words to say, "your twat smells like a bag of fish heads, bitch."