Revenge is a Bitch brings you Kelly Leigh — Kelly Leigh's man had this disconcerting habit of licking newsprint before tongue kissing her, plus the fact that his peculiar Bob-Fosse-choreographed mating dances in the bedroom perplexed her as well. Being a gentle soul and highly adverse to verbal confrontation, Kelly felt she needed to stress some remedial points in the relationship. She read books and sought advice from bull queers she'd met on the street. But nothing seemed to click. Until one day Kelly came across an abandoned baby buggy equipped with all the nursery-style accoutrements. She looked high and low to see if an abandoned kid may have been left hanging off a tree limb, but convinced that nothing else seemed out of place, Kelly brought the items home. Convincing her man to model them wasn't as difficult as she may have thought, which left her kind of wondering. And the fact that his lily man-ass opened up for Kelly like a can of beer on the lips of a truck driver also got her thinking. Maybe he had done this before, she thought. With another woman. Or, worse, perhaps another man. Then she really got concerned.