Teen Power brings you Kami — Oh to be young like the delightful Kami, when your asshole smells like the fragrance of orange blossoms and your feet are sweet and your toes are perfect and fungus free. Sadly, many of us can only remember those days as fond, distant memories. That's why it's nice to have chicks like Kami around, so that we can live vicariously through their exploits. What Kami has is Teen Power- the power to make rational men of sound reason do stupid things with young women and risk serious jail time. Teen Power makes us blind. It also makes us behave like idiot school boys so that girls like Kami can stand off on the sidelines and laugh at our miscues. We used to like Kami at the beginning of this paragraph, but the more we think about it, we hate Teen Power for what it's done to us. If we're not mistaken, Ted Bundy once addressed that issue.