Specs Appeal brings you Monica Mayhem — Here's the thing about being cockeyed and having to wear glasses. Eye exams are quite inconsistent. For instance, our intrepid reporters uncovered the fact recently that luscious Monica Mayhem was wearing specs. No big deal there because hot chicks look even hotter in seductive eyewear. But here's where the international dateline comes into play. Being from Australia, Monica took her eye exam in the states and being Australian, she had difficulty reading the American charts. And so she was prescribed for lenses when, in fact, it was the language that presented the problem. Now, being as vain as the next chick, Monica squawked about what eyeglasses might do to her image. But the first time she had them on, a mugger drew a gun and wanted to sodomize her face down in a pile of garbage. Ordinarily that wouldn't have happened, but Monica drew the conclusion that it was her glasses that brought out the beast